icanhazdadjoke

• Get a random dad jokeGet one random dad joke, with the text ready to post and a link to both its page and the service's own rendering of it as an image. Narrow it to a subject such as dog or coffee, or leave the subject empty to draw from every joke.
• Get a dad joke by idGet one specific dad joke by its id, for re-reading a joke an earlier step found or a person sent a link to. Ids belong to their joke rather than to a position in a list, so one stored today still returns the same joke next year.
• Search dad jokesFind the dad jokes about something: search every joke for a word or phrase and get the matches back in the service's own order. The total number of matches is always reported, however many were returned, so a step can tell whether it has seen all of them.
• Get several random dad jokesGet several different dad jokes at once, up to 100, optionally all about one subject. No joke is drawn twice in the same batch. Give it a seed and the same seed draws the same jokes in the same order every time, so a run can be repeated; leave the seed empty for a fresh draw. Asking for more jokes about a subject than exist returns all of them rather than failing.
• Get the dad joke of the dayPick one dad joke for a day and keep picking that same joke all day. A random draw gives a different joke on every call, so a daily workflow that retries, or that two people run an hour apart, tells two different jokes for the one day. This one is fixed by the date: the same date always gives the same joke, and tomorrow gives a different one. Add a seed of your own to have two workspaces tell different jokes on the same day.
• Get a dad joke for SlackGet a random dad joke already formatted as a Slack message, the way the service's own Slack app posts it. The attachments come back untouched so they can be handed to Slack as-is, with the joke's text beside them for a step that only wants the words. This is the one route that names no id, so there is no link or image with it: use Get a random dad joke if the workflow needs those.
• Count dad jokesCount the dad jokes about a subject, or the whole catalogue when no subject is given. One request, and no jokes pulled down: it is what a workflow asks before drawing, to find out whether there is anything about a subject at all and how much there is to draw on. The first match comes back with the count, since the service sends it anyway.
• Check service statusCheck whether icanhazdadjoke is answering, and how quickly. This is the one action that reports a problem as a value instead of failing the step, so a workflow can decide what to do about it. Being asked to slow down is reported separately from being down.

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